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Funny animal jokes

What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is black and white and spins around?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
What’s black and white and blue?
Which animals are famous painters?
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Why did the bus stop?
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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