What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?Answer: A Turtle-Neck
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?Answer: Jingle smells!
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?Answer: The alpha-BAT.
What is black and white and spins around?Answer: A zebra stuck in a revolving door!
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?Answer: A Doe!
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?Answer: Ouchy, mama!
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What's black and white and red all over?Answer: A sunburned zebra.
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?Answer: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
What’s black and white and blue?Answer: A depressed zebra.
Which animals are famous painters?Answer: Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
Why can’t a leopard hide?Answer: Because he’s always spotted.
Why did the bat miss the bus?Answer: Because he hung around for too long.
Why did the bus stop?Answer: Because it saw a zebra crossing
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?Answer: Because they have big fingers!
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