Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny turtle jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about turtle are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about turtle! LoL!Back to Animal
What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?Answer: You’re turtally wicked
What do turtles use to communicate?Answer: A shellphone!
What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
What do you call a famous turtle?Answer: A shellebrity
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?Answer: A Turtle-Neck
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?Answer: A slowpoke
What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?Answer: It shellebrates!
What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?Answer: You shell out a lot of money.
What is a Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?Answer: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What kind of photos does a turtle take?Answer: Slowfies
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?Answer: Because, it is too slow for fast food!
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