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Funny turtle jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny turtle jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about turtle are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about turtle! LoL!

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What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?
What do turtles use to communicate?
What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
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What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?
What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
What is a Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
What kind of photos does a turtle take?
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?

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