Why did the bat miss the bus?Answer: Because he hung around for too long.
Why did the bus stop?Answer: Because it saw a zebra crossing
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?Answer: Because they have big fingers!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Answer: Because their kids have to play inside!
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?Answer: They’re very scent-imental.
Why don’t leopards play hide and seek?Answer: Because they’re always spotted.
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