What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?Answer: Wizard X
What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?Answer: A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!Answer: Spag-yeti!
What do you get when you mix Luigi and Donald Trump?Answer: Wall-Luigi!
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?Answer: A poultrygeist
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?Answer: Lots of blood tests!
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?Answer: Ground-dog Day!
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?Answer: The Crossing Gourd
Why did Adele cross the road?Answer: To sing, "Hello from the other side"
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?Answer: He was forced to!
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?Answer: That where he left his broomstick!
Why did Lucius Malfoy cross the road twice?Answer: He’s a double-crosser.
Why did Mario cross the road?Answer: Because he couldn't find the warp zone!
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?Answer: He was going on a Minnie vacation!
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