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Funny cross jokes

What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!
What do you get when you mix Luigi and Donald Trump?
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did Adele cross the road?
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
Why did Lucius Malfoy cross the road twice?
Why did Mario cross the road?
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
Why did Pooh cross the road?
Why did the bear cross the road?

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