Why did Pooh cross the road?Answer: To get to the honey tree.
Why did the bear cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why did the bee cross the road?Answer: Just bee-cause
Why did the booger cross the road?Answer: Because he was being picked on.
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Why did the bunny cross the road?Answer: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the cactus cross the road?Answer: Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.
Why did the chicken cross the internet?Answer: To get to the other site!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.
Why did the chickens cross the road?Answer: They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!
Why did the clown cross the road?Answer: To get his rubber chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?Answer: To get to the udder side!
Why did the Creeper cross the road?Answer: To get to the other ssssside!
Why did the dolphin cross the road?Answer: To get to the other tide.
Why did the duck cross the playground?Answer: To get to the other slide.
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