What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?Answer: Neither, candles always burn shorter!
What's black and white and red all over?Answer: A sunburned zebra.
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?Answer: A penguin rolling down a hill.
What's black, white and red all over?Answer: A penguin with a sunburn!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot
What's red and goes up and down?Answer: A tomato in an elevator.
What’s green and smells like blue paint?Answer: Green paint!
What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?Answer: Bananas are yellow.
When do you go at red and stop at green?Answer: When you're eating a watermelon.
Why are so many leprechauns florists?Answer: They have green thumbs!
Why did the paintbrush use the paint?Answer: Because it was his color!
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?Answer: He was going as a banana!
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?Answer: To hide in the tall, tall grass.
Why is a pea small and green?Answer: Because if it was large and red it would be a tomato!
Why is a tomato round and red?Answer: Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!
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