What types of books do pines read?Answer: Poetree books.
What was the pig’s favorite book?Answer: Hamlet
Where do books sleep?Answer: Under their covers!
Where do library books like to sleep?Answer: Under their covers!
Who was the robot’s favorite author?Answer: Anne Droid
Why are first books afraid of their sequels?Answer: Because they always come after them.
Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?Answer: Because he always starts at the End.
Why did people stop going to the library?Answer: Because they heard it was all booked!
Why did the bird fly into the library?Answer: Because he was looking for bookworms!
Why did the duck go to the movie theater?Answer: He really liked the book.
Why did the fish go to the library?Answer: To find some bookworms!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?Answer: Because it was overbooked!
Why does Peter Pan always fly?Answer: Because he can Neverland.
Why doesn't the librarian drive?Answer: He books flights.
Why was the math book crying?Answer: It had lots of problems!
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