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What does Aragog do on his day off?
What does Harry Potter and his Quidditch team have in common?
What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?
What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?
What is Bigfoot's favorite book?
What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts?
What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak?

More harry potter jokes for kids below

What's a robot's favourite book?
Why did Aragog buy a car?
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
Why did Lucius Malfoy cross the road twice?
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

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