What does Aragog do on his day off?Answer: He goes fly fishing.
What does Harry Potter and his Quidditch team have in common?Answer: They all fly on broomsticks!
What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?Answer: He has to Slyther-in!
What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?Answer: A nose!
What is Bigfoot's favorite book?Answer: Hairy Potter.
What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts?Answer: Hufflepuffs
What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak?Answer: Parceltongue
What's a robot's favourite book?Answer: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire
Why did Aragog buy a car?Answer: So he could take it out for a spin
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?Answer: Because it was making him Moody.
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?Answer: Because Draco did.
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?Answer: That where he left his broomstick!
Why did Lucius Malfoy cross the road twice?Answer: He’s a double-crosser.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?Answer: So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?Answer: Because Potter couldn’t stop him
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