Why did Trevor cross the road?Answer: To get away from Long Bottom
Why does Voldemort love Nagini?Answer: Because she gives him hugs and hisses.
Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?Answer: Cause he only has followers, not friends.
Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?Answer: Nobody nose.
Why is Garrick Ollivander never home?Answer: He's a wanderer!
Why Was Harry Potter Sent To The Office?Answer: Because he was cursing in class.
You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?Answer: There must be some thing RON with you.
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