What is the national sport of Minecraft?Answer: Boxing
What kind of music does gold nuggets listen to?Answer: Hard rock
What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?Answer: Block parties.
What video game do gold hunters love to play?Answer: Minecraft
Where did the ghast go for his holiday?Answer: Nether-land
Why aren’t there cars in Minecraft?Answer: The streets are blocked off.
Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?Answer: Because he always starts at the End.
Why couldn’t the creeper blow Steve up?Answer: It was blocked!
Why did the Creeper cross the road?Answer: To get to the other ssssside!
Why did the Enderman cross the road?Answer: He didn’t, he Teleported.
Why is the enderdragon bad at reading?Answer: Because he always starts at the end!
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