What do you call cheese that’s somebody else’s cheese?Answer: Nacho cheese!
What do you do if a wolf eats your food?Answer: Find more food.
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?Answer: Spotted bacon
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?Answer: Mashed potatoes
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!Answer: Spag-yeti!
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?Answer: D'oh!
What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?Answer: A corn field.
What has ears but can't hear?Answer: A corn field!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?Answer: Stuffing
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?Answer: A coconut on vacation.
What is loud, fast and crunchy?Answer: A rocket chip!
What jam can't you eat?Answer: A traffic jam.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?Answer: Angel food cake.
What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish
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