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Funny food jokes

Find more delicious, tasty and funny jokes about food at Food Jokes.
What do you call cheese that’s somebody else’s cheese?
What do you do if a wolf eats your food?
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
What has ears but can't hear?
What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
What is loud, fast and crunchy?
What jam can't you eat?
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?

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