Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cookie jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about cookie are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about cookie! LoL!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?Answer: A cookie sheet!
What do ducks have for lunch?Answer: Soup and quackers
What do ducks put in their soup?Answer: Quackers
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?Answer: Angel food cake.
What does a dragon eat for a snack?Answer: Firecrackers
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?Answer: A cookie sheet.
What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?Answer: Cookie sheets
What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?Answer: A donut!
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?Answer: Cookies
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day?Answer: Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?Answer: Because he felt crummy.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?Answer: Because he felt crummy!
Why did the students eat their homework?Answer: Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake.
Why do golfers hate cake?Answer: Because they might get a slice.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?Answer: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels!
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