Funny drink jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny drink jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about drink are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about drink! LoL!

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How do aliens pay for coffee?
How do astronauts pay for coffee?
How does a rabbi make coffee?
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
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What did the can say to the can opener?
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
What do ghosts like to drink the most?

More drink jokes for kids below

What do robots drink from?
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
What do you give to a sick lemon?
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
What is a cow’s favorite drink?
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists really want?
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
What kind of tea you drink with the Queen?
What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?
What warm drink helps mom relax when they’re camping?
What's an astronauts favorite drink?
What’s a llama’s favourite drink?
Why did the coffee go to the police?
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

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