What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?Answer: I scream cake!
What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?Answer: A fire alarm
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?Answer: Cashew!
What would people say if among us was made of noodles?Answer: Someone among us, is an impasta!
What's a priest's favorite food?Answer: Holy cheese
Where do ants go to eat?Answer: At a restaurant!
Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance?Answer: The Meat Ball!
Where were the first French Fries made?Answer: In Greece!
Where would you find chili beans?Answer: At the North Pole!
Which dinosaur likes spicy food?Answer: The Chile-saurus
Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?Answer: Ants
Why are ghosts always hungry?Answer: Because the food goes right through them!
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?Answer: To go with the traffic jam!
Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?Answer: She wanted to see a butter fly
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