Why did the potato run across the road?Answer: So it wouldn’t get mashed!
Why did the rooster cross the road?Answer: To show he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?Answer: Because they put on the salsa.
Why did you stop being a vegetarian?Answer: It was a huge missed steak.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?Answer: Because they don't know how to cook!
Why do surfers eat cold food?Answer: Because they hate microwaves.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?Answer: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why is it a bad idea to tell a burrito a secret?Answer: They might spill the beans!
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?Answer: There are too many ears!
Why were Dracula’s pancakes so terrible?Answer: He got turned into the bat-ter.
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