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Funny food jokes

Find more delicious, tasty and funny jokes about food at Food Jokes.
Why did the potato run across the road?
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did you stop being a vegetarian?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Why do surfers eat cold food?
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Why is it a bad idea to tell a burrito a secret?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why were Dracula’s pancakes so terrible?

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