Funny christmas jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny christmas jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about christmas are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about christmas! LoL!

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How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Name the child's favorite Christmas king?
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?

More christmas jokes for kids below

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
What do they call cowboy Santa?
What do wild animals sing at Christmas time?
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and a IPad?
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
What’s the best reason to celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas?
What’s the best thing to give Santa for Christmas?
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Where would you find chili beans?
Who brings teeth gifts for Christmas?
Who gives dogs Christmas presents?
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Why can't the Christmas tree stand up?
Why can’t Christmas trees sew?
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
Why does Santa have a garden?
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?

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