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Funny christmas jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny christmas jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about christmas are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about christmas! LoL!

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How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Name the child's favorite Christmas king?
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
What do they call cowboy Santa?
What do wild animals sing at Christmas time?
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

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