Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny thanksgiving jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about thanksgiving are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about thanksgiving! LoL!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?Answer: Their age!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?Answer: The letter “g”.
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?Answer: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!
What is the scarecrow’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?Answer: He likes his stuffing.
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?Answer: Plymouth Rock.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: A har-vest!
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: Your nose.
What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?Answer: Candied yams
What's the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool's Day?Answer: On one you're thankful and on the other you're prankful!
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey trot.
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The tur-key
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?Answer: On their feet.
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?Answer: In the dictionary
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?Answer: Pumpkin Spice.
Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey because he’s already stuffed.
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: To get to thanksgiving
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