Funny thanksgiving jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny thanksgiving jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about thanksgiving are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about thanksgiving! LoL!

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If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
What is the scarecrow’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?

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What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?
What's the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool's Day?
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?
Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road?

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