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Funny knock knock jokes

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Showing jokes 31 to 45 of 68 knock knock jokes for kids

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Who who who who who
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Which one of you ate my taco???
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yo Da La He
Yo Da La He who?
I didn't know you can yodel!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby New Year!

More knock knock jokes for kids below

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy birthday to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana play with LEGO bricks all day long!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
Actually, its Kangaroo
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

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