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Funny knock knock jokes

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Which one of you ate my taco???
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yo Da La He
Yo Da La He who?
I didn't know you can yodel!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy birthday to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana play with LEGO bricks all day long!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mush!
Mush who?
Mushroom in there!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pun.
Pun who?
Punxsutawney Phil.

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