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Funny knock knock jokes

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Showing jokes 46 to 60 of 68 knock knock jokes for kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mush!
Mush who?
Mushroom in there!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pun.
Pun who?
Punxsutawney Phil.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
I underwear my friends are.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?

More knock knock jokes for kids below

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie-the!
Winnie-the who?
Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry!

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