Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mush!
Mush who?
Mushroom in there!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pun.
Pun who?
Punxsutawney Phil.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
I underwear my friends are.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie-the!
Winnie-the who?
Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
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