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Funny knock knock jokes

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
I underwear my friends are.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie-the!
Winnie-the who?
Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

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