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Funny knock knock jokes

Find more knock, knock jokes at Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry - I’m freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

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