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Funny knock knock jokes

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Showing jokes 61 to 68 of 68 knock knock jokes for kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry - I’m freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see

More knock knock jokes for kids below

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

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