What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?Answer: A door.
What has one head, one foot and four legs?Answer: A bed
What is a calendar’s favorite food?Answer: Dates
What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?Answer: A fence.
Where do people go who have two broken legs?Answer: Nowhere!
Who earns a living by driving his customers away?Answer: A taxi driver.
Why can’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?Answer: Because it might crack up!
Why can’t you tell a joke while you’re standing on ice?Answer: Because it might crack up.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?Answer: Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the kids tell jokes in the mirror?Answer: To see it crack up.
Why do graveyards have a fence around them?Answer: Because people are dying to get in.
Why do teenage girls stick with odd numbered groups?Answer: Because they can't even
Why is Peter Pan always flying?Answer: Because he never lands.
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