Where should a 500 pound monster go?Answer: On a diet!
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?Answer: His ghoul friend!
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?Answer: He couldn't fit in the elevator.
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?Answer: She needed to change.
Why do they have a fence around the graveyard?Answer: Because everyone is dying to get in!
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