What kind of makeup do Egyptian mummies wear?Answer: Mas-scare-a
What kind of music do mummies like?Answer: Wrap
What kind of music does a mummy like best?Answer: Wrap music
What was the mummy’s favorite football team?Answer: The Mummy Dolphins
When do mummies have breakfast?Answer: As soon as they catch you!
Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?Answer: The moo-vies
Where do baby mummies stay during the day?Answer: Day-scare
Where do mummies go swimming?Answer: The Dead Sea.
Which is the most special Sunday in Egypt?Answer: Mummy’s Day.
Which underwear does King Tut wear?Answer: Fruit of the tomb!
Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?Answer: She was tied up.
Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch?Answer: He couldn’t spell.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?Answer: It was just trying to be like its mummy.
Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?Answer: He figured he was old enough to leave home.
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?Answer: Because of all the wrapping!
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