What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?Answer: It became a wash and wearwolf.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?Answer: The Bogeyman
What is a sea monsters favorite snack?Answer: Ships and dip
What is Bigfoot's favorite book?Answer: Hairy Potter.
What key opens a Haunted House?Answer: A spooKEY!
What kind of monster is the best dancer?Answer: The boogieman
What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?Answer: A wide scream TV.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?Answer: Prankenstein
What monster wears the most clothes?Answer: A werewolf
What squirms and howls at the moon?Answer: Wereworms
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?Answer: Time to run!
What's big, scary, and has three wheels?Answer: A monster riding a tricycle!
What's the best way to talk to a monster?Answer: From a distance.
What's the best way to talk to a monster?Answer: From a distance.
Where do monsters study?Answer: In ghoul school.
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