What runs but never walks?Answer: Water
When does the Arctic ocean have no water?Answer: When it’s on a map.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?Answer: The “C”
Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?Answer: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Why did the melon jump into the lake?Answer: It wanted to be a water-melon.
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?Answer: He wanted to test the water!
Why do dolphins have two eyes?Answer: So they can see underwater!
Why do fish live in saltwater?Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why do people swim at salt water beaches?Answer: Because a pepper beach would make them sneeze.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?Answer: Cause pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why does water never laugh at jokes?Answer: It doesn’t like dry humor
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