What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
What's a bee's favorite sport?Answer: Rug-bee
What's a vampire's favorite sport?Answer: Batminton
What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?Answer: An eyeball.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?Answer: Figure skating.
What’s red, white, black and blue?Answer: Uncle Sam after a boxing match.
Which sport was invented by pigs?Answer: Mud wrestling.
Which super hero runs in marathons?Answer: Irun Man
Who was the fastest runner in the race?Answer: Adam. He was first in the human race.
Why are basketball courts always wet?Answer: Because the players dribble!
Why can't dragons play ice hockey?Answer: If they breath fire, the ice melts.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?Answer: Because she’s always running away from the ball!
Why did the barber win the race?Answer: Because he took a short cut.
Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?Answer: Because she was playing water polo!
Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?Answer: Because he knew he would pass.
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