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Funny thomas the train jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny thomas the train jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about thomas the train are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about thomas the train! LoL!

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At what time does Duck wake up?
What did Thomas say after Gordon helped him out of the mineshaft?
What do you call a tank engine with a cold?
What do you get when you cross a Thomas Train and Shakespeare?
What does Duck watch on TV?
What olympic event does Percy like most?
Where does Duck go when he is sick?
Which does Sir Topham Hat put on his toast?
Which train is the best at cooking breakfast?
Why did Bertie cross the road?
Why is Duck not a very useful engine?

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