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At what time does Duck wake up?Answer: At the quack of dawn.
What did Thomas say after Gordon helped him out of the mineshaft?Answer: Tank you, Choo awesome.
What do you call a tank engine with a cold?Answer: Achoo-achoo train.
What do you get when you cross a Thomas Train and Shakespeare?Answer: Toby or not toby, that is the question!
What does Duck watch on TV?Answer: Duck-umentaries!
What olympic event does Percy like most?Answer: Track
Where does Duck go when he is sick?Answer: To the Ducktor!
Which does Sir Topham Hat put on his toast?Answer: Traffic jam
Which train is the best at cooking breakfast?Answer: Eggward
Why did Bertie cross the road?Answer: To get to the train station.
Why is Duck not a very useful engine?Answer: Because his windshield is qwacked.
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