Funny sport jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sport jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sport are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sport! LoL!

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How do bunnies stay fit?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What has stripes and goes through the air?
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What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?

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What is an aliens favorite sport?
What is an elf’s favorite sport?
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
What is the national sport of Minecraft?
What kind of match is hard to get out of the box?
What sport are eggs best at?
What sporting event do pigs hold every four years?
What type of lightning likes to play sports?
What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
What's a bee's favorite sport?
What's a vampire's favorite sport?
What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
What’s red, white, black and blue?
Which sport was invented by pigs?
Which super hero runs in marathons?
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why can't dragons play ice hockey?
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?
Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Why didn’t the hockey player want to play for dinner?
Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?

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