Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sport jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sport are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sport! LoL!
How do bunnies stay fit?Answer: Hare-robics.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?Answer: A snore-kel!
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?Answer: A dino-score
What has stripes and goes through the air?
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?Answer: Fruit punch!
What is a sheep's favorite game?Answer: Baa-dminton!
What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?Answer: Boxing
What is an aliens favorite sport?Answer: SpaceBall
What is an elf’s favorite sport?Answer: North-pole vaulting.
What is the hardest part about skydiving?Answer: The ground!
What is the national sport of Minecraft?Answer: Boxing
What kind of match is hard to get out of the box?Answer: A wrestling match.
What sport are eggs best at?Answer: Running!
What sporting event do pigs hold every four years?Answer: The Olympigs
What type of lightning likes to play sports?Answer: Ball lightning
What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
What's a bee's favorite sport?Answer: Rug-bee
What's a vampire's favorite sport?Answer: Batminton
What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?Answer: An eyeball.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?Answer: Figure skating.
What’s red, white, black and blue?Answer: Uncle Sam after a boxing match.
Which sport was invented by pigs?Answer: Mud wrestling.
Which super hero runs in marathons?Answer: Irun Man
Who was the fastest runner in the race?Answer: Adam. He was first in the human race.
Why are basketball courts always wet?Answer: Because the players dribble!
Why can't dragons play ice hockey?Answer: If they breath fire, the ice melts.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?Answer: Because she’s always running away from the ball!
Why did the barber win the race?Answer: Because he took a short cut.
Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?Answer: Because she was playing water polo!
Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?Answer: Because he knew he would pass.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?Answer: All of the fans left.
Why didn’t the hockey player want to play for dinner?Answer: He was a cheapskate.
Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?Answer: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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