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Funny breakfast jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny breakfast jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about breakfast are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about breakfast! LoL!

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Did you hear about McDonalds?
What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother’s Day?
What did the Egyptian family do on Mother’s Day?
What do cows eat for breakfast?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do they serve for breakfast at the North Pole?

More breakfast jokes for kids below

What does a penguin eat for breakfast?
What does a pirate eat for breakfast?
What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?
What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
What is Zelda's favorite breakfast side dish?
What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast and before dinner?
What time is it when people start throwing pieces of bread at your head?

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