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Funny knock knock jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny knock knock jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about knock knock are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about knock knock! LoL!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya. Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Do you carrot all about me?!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Queen?
Queen who?
Queen your room. It’s filthy!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman.
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let us in! The Dementors are coming!
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