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What’s a llama’s favourite drink?Answer: Llamanade
Fortnite more like fartnite!
What do you call a very fast llama?Answer: A Llamaghini!
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?Answer: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
What did the baby cry for?Answer: Because it didn't enough for babbling!
Why did the computer teacher scream?Answer: They saw a mouse.
What is a squirrels favourite way to watch TV?Answer: Nut-flix
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
I don't know why?Answer: Because of its bark woof woof!
Yo Da La He
Yo Da La He who?
I didn't know you can yodel!
What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?Answer: Mothematics
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?Answer: Summer!
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?Answer: Because n always has to be the center of attention.
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?Answer: Bring her flours.