Latest jokes for kids

Mr. green lives in the green house, Mr. blue lives in a blue house, Mr. purple lives in a purple house. Who lives in the white house?

Answer: The president

What is a fish’s favorite subject?

Answer: Algaebra

What Pokémon is the best eater?

Answer: Pikachew

What would people say if among us was made of noodles?

Answer: Someone among us, is an impasta!

Why couldn’t the creeper blow Steve up?

Answer: It was blocked!

What is the emptiest holiday?

Answer: Holloween

What do you call a kangeroo going poo?

Answer: A kangpoo

What candies do you find at school?

Answer: Smarties, Nerds, and Dum-Dums!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!

How do minecraft players kill skeletons?

Answer: With their bones and arrows!

How does Steve measure his house?

Answer: In square feet!

What kind of music does gold nuggets listen to?

Answer: Hard rock

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To get to thanksgiving

What did the DJs gravestone say?

Answer: His beat finally dropped!

Why don't pokemon celebrate birthdays?

Answer: They always pikachu er (PEEK AT YOUR) presents!