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What did the DJs gravestone say?Answer: His beat finally dropped!
Why don't pokemon celebrate birthdays?Answer: They always pikachu er (PEEK AT YOUR) presents!
What is an astronaut's favorite music?Answer: Space rock
Where did the ghast go for his holiday?Answer: Nether-land
What's a llamas favorite moto?Answer: That's no probllama!
What did one eye say to the other eye?Answer: Between us something smells!
What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Answer: Frost bite!
Is a candle happy or sad when you put it out?Answer: Neither, it's de-lighted.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That's right!
Why did the paintbrush use the paint?Answer: Because it was his color!
What’s my IPhone without me?Answer: Phone
Want to see a joke?Answer: Look in the mirror!
Why are cats bad storytellers?Answer: Because they only have one tale.
What's on robot's gravestone?Answer: Rust in peace