Latest jokes for kids

What is a squirrels favourite way to watch TV?

Answer: Nut-flix

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Answer: A carrot

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
I don't know why?

Answer: Because of its bark woof woof!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yo Da La He
Yo Da La He who?
I didn't know you can yodel!

What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?

Answer: Mothematics

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?

Answer: Summer!

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Answer: Because n always has to be the center of attention.

How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?

Answer: Bring her flours.

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Answer: All of the fans left.

What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?

Answer: You’re too young to smoke!

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?

Answer: Oh Snap!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Answer: Because he was out-standing in his field.

Which month do soldiers hate most?

Answer: The month of March!

Why did the barber win the race?

Answer: Because he took a short cut.