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What did the prankster do for April fools day?Answer: He did not prank!
How do you get a witch to itch?Answer: You take away the 'w'
What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?Answer: I need to go to the dock.
What did the mermaid say to the merman who wouldn't share his cake with anyone?Answer: You are so shell-fish!
What kind of water does an Angel like?Answer: Holy Water!
Where did the pencil go for it's summer vacation?Answer: It went to Pencil-vania!
What famous singer sings with cats int background?Answer: Oprah Whisker
What contry did candy come from?Answer: Sweetland or Candyland
Leaf the keys.
Why are basketball courts always wet?Answer: Because the players dribble!
What kind of keys are sweet?Answer: Cookies!
Which country is fastest?Answer: Russia
Why was the math book crying?Answer: It had lots of problems!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?Answer: Sum-mer
What is the center of gravity?Answer: The letter V