Latest jokes for kids

What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?

Answer: Mothematics

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?

Answer: Summer!

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Answer: Because n always has to be the center of attention.

How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?

Answer: Bring her flours.

Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Answer: All of the fans left.

What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?

Answer: You’re too young to smoke!

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?

Answer: Oh Snap!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Answer: Because he was out-standing in his field.

Which month do soldiers hate most?

Answer: The month of March!

Why did the barber win the race?

Answer: Because he took a short cut.

What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?

Answer: Guardians of the Galaxy

How do you shoot a killer bee?

Answer: With a bee-bee gun

What has one head, one foot and four legs?

Answer: A bed

What bow can’t be tied?

Answer: A rainbow!