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Mr. green lives in the green house, Mr. blue lives in a blue house, Mr. purple lives in a purple house. Who lives in the white house?Answer: The president
What is a fish’s favorite subject?Answer: Algaebra
What Pokémon is the best eater?Answer: Pikachew
What would people say if among us was made of noodles?Answer: Someone among us, is an impasta!
Why couldn’t the creeper blow Steve up?Answer: It was blocked!
What is the emptiest holiday?Answer: Holloween
What do you call a kangeroo going poo?Answer: A kangpoo
What candies do you find at school?Answer: Smarties, Nerds, and Dum-Dums!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!
How do minecraft players kill skeletons?Answer: With their bones and arrows!
How does Steve measure his house?Answer: In square feet!
What kind of music does gold nuggets listen to?Answer: Hard rock
Why did the turkey cross the road?Answer: To get to thanksgiving
What did the DJs gravestone say?Answer: His beat finally dropped!
Why don't pokemon celebrate birthdays?Answer: They always pikachu er (PEEK AT YOUR) presents!