Latest jokes for kids

What’s a llama’s favourite drink?

Answer: Llamanade

Fortnite more like fartnite!

What do you call a very fast llama?

Answer: A Llamaghini!

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

Answer: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

What did the baby cry for?

Answer: Because it didn't enough for babbling!

Why did the computer teacher scream?

Answer: They saw a mouse.

What is a squirrels favourite way to watch TV?

Answer: Nut-flix

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Answer: A carrot

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
I don't know why?

Answer: Because of its bark woof woof!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yo Da La He
Yo Da La He who?
I didn't know you can yodel!

What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?

Answer: Mothematics

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?

Answer: Summer!

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Answer: Because n always has to be the center of attention.

How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?

Answer: Bring her flours.