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What is a squirrels favourite way to watch TV?Answer: Nut-flix
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
I don't know why?Answer: Because of its bark woof woof!
Yo Da La He
Yo Da La He who?
I didn't know you can yodel!
What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?Answer: Mothematics
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?Answer: Summer!
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?Answer: Because n always has to be the center of attention.
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?Answer: Bring her flours.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?Answer: All of the fans left.
What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?Answer: You’re too young to smoke!
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?Answer: Oh Snap!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?Answer: Because he was out-standing in his field.
Which month do soldiers hate most?Answer: The month of March!
Why did the barber win the race?Answer: Because he took a short cut.