Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny monster jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about monster are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about monster! LoL!
Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?Answer: He was homesick.
Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?Answer: If you didn't, it was a howling success!
How do monsters like their eggs?Answer: Terri-fried!
How many abominable snow monsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: Only one, but you have to believe in it first.
What did Frankenstien's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day?Answer: Be my Valenstein
What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?Answer: The dentist
What do sea monsters eat?Answer: Fish and ships!
What do you call a hairy monster in a river?Answer: A weir-wolf!
What do you call a wolf who gets lost?Answer: A where-wolf.
What do you call an angry monster?Answer: Sir
What do you get when you cross a monster and a new baseball player?Answer: Rookie Monster
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!Answer: Spag-yeti!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?Answer: Hello, hello.
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?Answer: Trick-or-feet
What does Godzilla drive?Answer: A monster truck!
What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?Answer: It became a wash and wearwolf.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?Answer: The Bogeyman
What is a sea monsters favorite snack?Answer: Ships and dip
What is Bigfoot's favorite book?Answer: Hairy Potter.
What key opens a Haunted House?Answer: A spooKEY!
What kind of monster is the best dancer?Answer: The boogieman
What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?Answer: A wide scream TV.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?Answer: Prankenstein
What monster wears the most clothes?Answer: A werewolf
What squirms and howls at the moon?Answer: Wereworms
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?Answer: Time to run!
What's big, scary, and has three wheels?Answer: A monster riding a tricycle!
What's the best way to talk to a monster?Answer: From a distance.
What's the best way to talk to a monster?Answer: From a distance.
Where do monsters study?Answer: In ghoul school.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?Answer: Beast Buy
Where should a 500 pound monster go?Answer: On a diet!
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?Answer: His ghoul friend!
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?Answer: He couldn't fit in the elevator.
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?Answer: She needed to change.
Why do they have a fence around the graveyard?Answer: Because everyone is dying to get in!
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