Funny monster jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny monster jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about monster are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about monster! LoL!

Showing all 36 monster jokes for kids

Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?
Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?
How do monsters like their eggs?
How many abominable snow monsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What did Frankenstien's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day?
What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?
What do sea monsters eat?

More monster jokes for kids below

What do you call a hairy monster in a river?
What do you call a wolf who gets lost?
What do you call an angry monster?
What do you get when you cross a monster and a new baseball player?
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?
What does Godzilla drive?
What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
What is a sea monsters favorite snack?
What is Bigfoot's favorite book?
What key opens a Haunted House?
What kind of monster is the best dancer?
What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
What monster wears the most clothes?
What squirms and howls at the moon?
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
What's big, scary, and has three wheels?
What's the best way to talk to a monster?
What's the best way to talk to a monster?
Where do monsters study?
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Where should a 500 pound monster go?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?
Why do they have a fence around the graveyard?

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