Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny monster jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about monster are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about monster! LoL!
Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?Answer: He was homesick.
How do monsters like their eggs?Answer: Terri-fried!
How many abominable snow monsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: Only one, but you have to believe in it first.
What did Frankenstien's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day?Answer: Be my Valenstein
What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?Answer: The dentist
What do sea monsters eat?Answer: Fish and ships!
What do you call a hairy monster in a river?Answer: A weir-wolf!
What do you call a wolf who gets lost?Answer: A where-wolf.
What do you call an angry monster?Answer: Sir
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!Answer: Spag-yeti!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?Answer: Hello, hello.
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?Answer: Trick-or-feet
What does Godzilla drive?Answer: A monster truck!
What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?Answer: It became a wash and wearwolf.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?Answer: The Bogeyman