Here you will find great collection of friendly, funny, silly and corny jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these funny jokes! LoL!
Why did the lion eat a light bulb?Answer: He wanted a light lunch.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?Answer: Their lips are moving.
Where did the ghast go for his holiday?Answer: Nether-land
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why were the first Americans like ants?Answer: They lived in colonies
Mr. green lives in the green house, Mr. blue lives in a blue house, Mr. purple lives in a purple house. Who lives in the white house?Answer: The president
What is a fish’s favorite subject?Answer: Algaebra
What Pokémon is the best eater?Answer: Pikachew
What would people say if among us was made of noodles?Answer: Someone among us, is an impasta!
Why couldn’t the creeper blow Steve up?Answer: It was blocked!