Here you will find great collection of friendly, funny, silly and corny jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these funny jokes! LoL!
Why is a computer so smart?Answer: It listens to its motherboard.
What does Spiderman do for a living?Answer: He’s a web designer!
Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?Answer: Because Potter couldn’t stop him
Why did the pony get sent to his room?Answer: He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?Answer: Iron Bran!
Mr. green lives in the green house, Mr. blue lives in a blue house, Mr. purple lives in a purple house. Who lives in the white house?Answer: The president
What is a fish’s favorite subject?Answer: Algaebra
What Pokémon is the best eater?Answer: Pikachew
What would people say if among us was made of noodles?Answer: Someone among us, is an impasta!
Why couldn’t the creeper blow Steve up?Answer: It was blocked!