Here you will find great collection of friendly, funny, silly and corny jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these funny jokes! LoL!
Why did the foot smile?Answer: He was toe happy.
Why does Dracula have no friends?Answer: Because he's a pain in the neck.
What was the name of the worm army?Answer: The Apple Corps.
How did the telephone propose to the lady?Answer: It gave her a ring!
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?Answer: Spelling!
What is a squirrels favourite way to watch TV?Answer: Nut-flix
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
I don't know why?Answer: Because of its bark woof woof!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yo Da La He
Yo Da La He who?
I didn't know you can yodel!
What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?Answer: Mothematics