Here you will find great collection of friendly, corny, silly and funny jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these funny jokes! LoL!
Here you will find five random jokes for kids that are both funny, kid-friendly, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes for kids to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
What do witches put in their hair?Answer: Scare spray!
Why did summer catch autumn?Answer: Because autumn had a fall.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quintus.
Quintus who?
Quintus the next train arrive?
Why was the pig ejected from the football game?Answer: For playing dirty.
How do celebrities stay cool?Answer: They have lots of fans.
Here you will find the five newest jokes for kids on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns and jokes are both funny, good, silly and family safe.
What did the prankster do for April fools day?Answer: He did not prank!
How do you get a witch to itch?Answer: You take away the 'w'
What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?Answer: I need to go to the dock.
What did the mermaid say to the merman who wouldn't share his cake with anyone?Answer: You are so shell-fish!
What kind of water does an Angel like?Answer: Holy Water!
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be taken seriously. These child-friendly jokes on this site are short, easy to remember but above all they are clean and safe for children of all ages. Which means they are G-rated jokes, jokes without swearing, reflections on sex or anything else that is considered inappropriate for children.