Here you will find great collection of friendly, corny, silly and funny jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these funny jokes! LoL!
Here you will find five random jokes for kids that are both funny, kid-friendly, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes for kids to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
Which tennis player is really a space alien?Answer: Venus Williams
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?Answer: Mice cream and cake!
What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?Answer: Friendship!
How do bees travel to trees?Answer: They take the buzz.
What is the Pope’s favorite scent?Answer: Pope-pourri.
Here you will find the five newest jokes for kids on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns and jokes are both funny, good, silly and family safe.
What did the prankster do for April fools day?Answer: He did not prank!
How do you get a witch to itch?Answer: You take away the 'w'
What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?Answer: I need to go to the dock.
What did the mermaid say to the merman who wouldn't share his cake with anyone?Answer: You are so shell-fish!
What kind of water does an Angel like?Answer: Holy Water!
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be taken seriously. These child-friendly jokes on this site are short, easy to remember but above all they are clean and safe for children of all ages. Which means they are G-rated jokes, jokes without swearing, reflections on sex or anything else that is considered inappropriate for children.
Yes. Every joke on this site is clean and G-rated - there is no swearing, and nothing about sex or anything else that is inappropriate for children. They are safe to read and share with kids of all ages.
Absolutely! Head over to our submit a joke page and send us your funniest one. We review every submission before it goes live, and we thank our contributors in the Hall of fame.
You will find jokes, riddles (complete with their answers), puns, one-liners and funny quotes, all sorted into topics such as animals, food, school, holidays, sport and many more.
Yes - all the jokes are free to read and share. Tell them to your friends, family or the whole class, and come back tomorrow for more. We only ask that you do not re-publish the whole collection elsewhere.