Here you will find great collection of friendly, funny, silly and corny jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these funny jokes! LoL!
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?Answer: He was feeling chilled!
Where does a spy sleep?Answer: Undercover!
What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?Answer: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
What show do ducks like to see every holiday season?Answer: Swan Lake.
What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?Answer: Mothematics
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?Answer: Summer!
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?Answer: Because n always has to be the center of attention.
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?Answer: Bring her flours.