Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny miscellaneous jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about miscellaneous are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about miscellaneous! LoL!
How can you tell the calendar is popular?Answer: It always has a lot of dates!
How many months have 28 days?Answer: All of them!
What are the strongest days of the week?Answer: Saturday and Sunday — the rest are weekdays!
What breaks when you say it?
What did 0 say to 8?Answer: Nice belt!
What did one flag say to the other flag?Answer: Nothing. It just waved!
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?Answer: We have to stick together.
What did one wall say to the other wall?Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner!
What did the husband pen say to the wife pen?Answer: You’re always write.
What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?Answer: The no-bell prize.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?Answer: A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?Answer: A stick.
What do you get a woman who has everything?Answer: A burglar alarm!
What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
What gets wetter the more it dries?