Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny holiday jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about holiday are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about holiday! LoL!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?Answer: Stuffing
What show do ducks like to see every holiday season?Answer: Swan Lake.
What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?Answer: A “pointsetter!”
Where do bees go on holiday?Answer: Stingapore and Beejing!
Where do LEGO people go on holiday?Answer: The Czech RepuBRICK!
Where does a robot go on holiday?Answer: Wireland
Why do mummies like holiday gifts?Answer: Because of all of the wrappings.
Why do robots take holidays?Answer: To recharge their batteries!