Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny animal jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about animal are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about animal! LoL!
Are baby skunks cute?Answer: Yes, they’re odorable.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO bricks?Answer: Of course! A tower of LEGO bricks can’t jump!
Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?Answer: It was a howling success!
How do animals blend into the desert?Answer: With camel-flage.
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?Answer: Take away his credit card!
How long should a giraffe's legs be?Answer: Long enough to reach the ground!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
Actually, its Kangaroo
What animal is always at a baseball game?Answer: A bat
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?Answer: You're fun to hang around with.
What did the beaver say to the tree?Answer: Been nice gnawing you.
What did the buffalo say when his son left to go to school?Answer: Bison
What did the deer say when it fell over?Answer: Oh dear
What do camels have that no other animal has?Answer: Baby camels
What do you call a kangeroo going poo?Answer: A kangpoo
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