Funny animal jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny animal jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about animal are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about animal! LoL!

Showing all 36 animal jokes for kids

Are baby skunks cute?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO bricks?
Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
How long should a giraffe's legs be?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca who?
We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.

More animal jokes for kids below

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga who?
Actually, its Kangaroo
What animal is always at a baseball game?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the buffalo say when his son left to go to school?
What did the deer say when it fell over?
What do camels have that no other animal has?
What do you call a kangeroo going poo?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What flies around the school at night?
What is black and white and spins around?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
What’s black and white and blue?
Which animals are famous painters?
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Why did the bus stop?
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Why don’t leopards play hide and seek?

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