Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny animal jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about animal are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about animal! LoL!
Are baby skunks cute?Answer: Yes, they’re odorable.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO bricks?Answer: Of course! A tower of LEGO bricks can’t jump!
Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?Answer: It was a howling success!
How do animals blend into the desert?Answer: With camel-flage.
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?Answer: Take away his credit card!
How long should a giraffe's legs be?Answer: Long enough to reach the ground!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
Actually, its Kangaroo
What animal is always at a baseball game?Answer: A bat
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?Answer: You're fun to hang around with.
What did the beaver say to the tree?Answer: Been nice gnawing you.
What did the buffalo say when his son left to go to school?Answer: Bison
What did the deer say when it fell over?Answer: Oh dear
What do camels have that no other animal has?Answer: Baby camels
What do you call a kangeroo going poo?Answer: A kangpoo
What do you call a sleeping bull?Answer: A bulldoser.
What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?Answer: Justin BEAVER!
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?Answer: A Turtle-Neck
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?Answer: Jingle smells!
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?Answer: The alpha-BAT.
What flies around the school at night?Answer: An alphabat
What is black and white and spins around?Answer: A zebra stuck in a revolving door!
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?Answer: A Doe!
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?Answer: Ouchy, mama!
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What's black and white and red all over?Answer: A sunburned zebra.
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?Answer: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
What’s black and white and blue?Answer: A depressed zebra.
Which animals are famous painters?Answer: Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
Why can’t a leopard hide?Answer: Because he’s always spotted.
Why did the bat miss the bus?Answer: Because he hung around for too long.
Why did the bus stop?Answer: Because it saw a zebra crossing
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?Answer: Because they have big fingers!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Answer: Because their kids have to play inside!
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?Answer: They’re very scent-imental.
Why don’t leopards play hide and seek?Answer: Because they’re always spotted.
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