Funny cross jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cross jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about cross are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about cross! LoL!

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How did the egg cross the road?
How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?

More cross jokes for kids below

What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
What do you get if you cross a snake with a skeleton?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth's tusk?
What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?
What do you get if you cross a wizard with a dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?
What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
What do you get when you cross a garden worm and a young goat?
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
What do you get when you cross a monster and a new baseball player?
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
What do you get when you cross a toad with a rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?
What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!
What do you get when you mix Luigi and Donald Trump?
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?

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