Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cross jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about cross are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about cross! LoL!
How did the egg cross the road?Answer: Scrambled!
How did the frozen chicken cross the road?Answer: In a shopping bag.
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?Answer: Jurassic pork!
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?Answer: A Turtle-Neck
What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?Answer: A Hum-Dinger!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?Answer: Bicycle petals!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?Answer: An alarm cluck.
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?Answer: Lots of Memory
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?Answer: Bugs Bunny!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?Answer: Bugs bunny.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?Answer: A snake in the brass!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?Answer: An animal that stinks as it stings.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?Answer: A boa constructor!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?Answer: A boar constrictor!
What do you get if you cross a snake with a skeleton?Answer: A bone constrictor
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