Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cross jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about cross are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about cross! LoL!
How did the egg cross the road?Answer: Scrambled!
How did the frozen chicken cross the road?Answer: In a shopping bag.
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?Answer: Jurassic pork!
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?Answer: A Turtle-Neck
What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?Answer: A Hum-Dinger!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?Answer: Bicycle petals!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?Answer: An alarm cluck.
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?Answer: Lots of Memory
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?Answer: Bugs Bunny!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?Answer: Bugs bunny.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?Answer: A snake in the brass!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?Answer: An animal that stinks as it stings.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?Answer: A boa constructor!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?Answer: A boar constrictor!
What do you get if you cross a snake with a skeleton?Answer: A bone constrictor
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth's tusk?Answer: A saber toothed tiger.
What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?Answer: A cold spell.
What do you get if you cross a wizard with a dinosaur?Answer: Tyrannosaurus hex!
What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?Answer: Bugs bunny!
What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?Answer: Firequacker
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?Answer: Santa Clues!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?Answer: All sorts of antics!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?Answer: Winnie the pee-yoo!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?Answer: Jingle smells!
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?Answer: A cockerpoodledoo!
What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?Answer: A screensaver!
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?Answer: Spotted bacon
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?Answer: A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?Answer: A very nervous postman.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?Answer: A ribbit
What do you get when you cross a garden worm and a young goat?Answer: A dirty kid.
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac
What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-PoohAnswer: An empty honey pot!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?Answer: A woolly jumper!
What do you get when you cross a monster and a new baseball player?Answer: Rookie Monster
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?Answer: Frostbite
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?Answer: A Boeing Constrictor.
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?Answer: A pie-thon
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?Answer: A blood test!
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?Answer: A bright idea!
What do you get when you cross a toad with a rabbit?Answer: A bunny ribbit.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?Answer: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?Answer: A slowpoke
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Answer: Frost bite!
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?Answer: Wizard X
What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?Answer: A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!Answer: Spag-yeti!
What do you get when you mix Luigi and Donald Trump?Answer: Wall-Luigi!
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
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