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Funny food jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny food jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about food are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about food! LoL!

Find more delicious, tasty and funny jokes about food at Food Jokes.
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How do we know that insects are so clever?
How do you catch a squirrel?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How does a penguin make pancakes?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Which one of you ate my taco???
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What day do potatoes hate the most?
What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?
What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?
What do witches put on their bagels?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
What do you call a nice french fry?
What do you call a pan spinning through space?
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