Funny food jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny food jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about food are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about food! LoL!

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How do we know that insects are so clever?
How do you catch a squirrel?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How does a penguin make pancakes?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Which one of you ate my taco???

More food jokes for kids below

What day do potatoes hate the most?
What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?
What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?
What do witches put on their bagels?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
What do you call a nice french fry?
What do you call a pan spinning through space?
What do you call cheese that’s somebody else’s cheese?
What do you do if a wolf eats your food?
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
What has ears but can't hear?
What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
What is loud, fast and crunchy?
What jam can't you eat?
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?
What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
What would people say if among us was made of noodles?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance?
Where were the first French Fries made?
Where would you find chili beans?
Which dinosaur likes spicy food?
Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
Why are ghosts always hungry?
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?
Why did the potato run across the road?
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did you stop being a vegetarian?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

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