Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny food jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about food are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about food! LoL!
How do we know that insects are so clever?Answer: Because they always know when your eating outside!
How do you catch a squirrel?Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you make a walnut laugh?Answer: Crack it up!
How does a penguin make pancakes?Answer: With its flippers
How does Darth Vader like his toast?Answer: On the dark side.
How does Lady Gaga like her meat?Answer: Raw raw raw!
Which one of you ate my taco???
What day do potatoes hate the most?Answer: Fry-day!
What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?Answer: Close the door! I'm dressing!
What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?Answer: Elf-abet soup.
What do witches put on their bagels?Answer: Scream cheese.
What do you call a fake noodle?Answer: An impasta!
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?Answer: A chipmonk
What do you call a nice french fry?Answer: A sweet potato!
What do you call a pan spinning through space?Answer: An unidentified frying object.
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