Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny law jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about law are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about law! LoL!
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?Answer: Their lips are moving.
How many lawyer jokes are there?Answer: Only three. The rest are true stories.
What animal always breaks the law?Answer: A cheetah.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?Answer: Sue
What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?Answer: They're both extinct.
What do lawyers wear to court?Answer: Lawsuits
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?Answer: A father in law.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?Answer: Because he was known as a hard case.
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