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Funny needle jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny needle jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about needle are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about needle! LoL!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
What did one needle say to the other?
What did the needle say to the balloon?
What has one eye but cannot see?
Show answer
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
Why can’t Christmas trees sew?

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