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In what way was George Washington like a monster?Answer: In no way, thankfully!
Was General Washington a handsome man?Answer: Yes, he was George-eous!
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?Answer: Presidentures
What was General Washington's favorite tree?Answer: The infantry!
What would you get if you crossed a whale with the first US president?Answer: Large Washington!
What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?Answer: George Washingtoon
When did George Washington die?Answer: Just before they buried him.
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?Answer: At the chopping mall!
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?Answer: Because he couldn't lie.
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