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Funny sea animal jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sea animal jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sea animal are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sea animal! LoL!

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How did the lobster get to the ocean?
How did the octopus make the mermaid laugh?
How do you close an envelope under water?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
What do you call greedy lobsters?
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
What is black, white, orange, and waddles?
What kind of music do killer whales like?
What would you get if you crossed a whale with the first US president?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the lobster blush?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why don't oysters like to share their pearls?

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