Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sea animal jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sea animal are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sea animal! LoL!Back to Animal
How did the lobster get to the ocean?Answer: By shell-icopter.
How did the octopus make the mermaid laugh?Answer: Ten tickles.
How do you close an envelope under water?Answer: With a seal.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
What do you call greedy lobsters?Answer: Shellfish
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?Answer: Itenticle!
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?Answer: Licence to Krill
What is black, white, orange, and waddles?Answer: A penguin with a pumpkin.
What kind of music do killer whales like?Answer: They love to listen to the orca-stra!
What would you get if you crossed a whale with the first US president?Answer: Large Washington!
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?Answer: Because he was known as a hard case.
Why did the lobster blush?Answer: Because the sea weed.
Why did the turtle cross the road?Answer: To get to the shell station.
Why don't oysters like to share their pearls?Answer: Because they are shellfish.
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