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Funny usa jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny usa jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about usa are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about usa! LoL!

Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
What dance was very popular in 1776?
What did one US flag say to the other?
What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?
What is the capital of Washington?
What is the smartest state?
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?
When did George Washington die?
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
Where did the pencil go for vacation?
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

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