Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny usa jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about usa are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about usa! LoL!
Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?Answer: Yes, it cracked me up!
What dance was very popular in 1776?Answer: Indepen-dance!
What did one US flag say to the other?Answer: Nothing, it just waved!
What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?Answer: Keep in torch!
What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry?Answer: Washing-ton!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?Answer: Ice Cream
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?Answer: Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!
What is the capital of Washington?Answer: W!
What is the smartest state?Answer: Alabama, it has four A's and one B!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?Answer: Liberty!
What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?Answer: A bald beagle!
When did George Washington die?Answer: Just before they buried him.
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?Answer: At the chopping mall!
Where did the pencil go for vacation?Answer: To Pennsylvania.
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?Answer: On their feet
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