Funny tree jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tree jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tree are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tree! LoL!

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How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
How did the tree get lost?
How do bees travel to trees?
How do trees contact one another?
How do trees get on the Internet?
How do you catch a monkey?

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How do you catch a squirrel?
How do you make a one armed man fall out of a tree?
How many trees can you plant in an empty forest?
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If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
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What did one leaf say to another?
What did one leaf say to the other?
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the little tree say to the bully tree?
What did the tree say to autumn?
What did the tree say to spring?
What did the tree say to the woodpecker?
What did the tree wear at the beach?
What do trees like to study in school?
What do trees say when they get cut down?
What do you call a dead pine tree?
What do you call a really big tree?
What do you call a tree with lots of friends?
What do you call nice trees without any teeth?
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree
What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and a IPad?
What do you give to a sick citrus tree?
What does Obi-Wan Kenobi say after he plants a tree?
What does Princess Leia say after she plants trees?
What gets a year older whenever it rings?
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What happens to maple trees on Valentine’s Day?
What happens to the most lovely trees every Valentine’s Day?
What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
What is a tree’s favorite fruit?
What is a tree’s favorite school subject?
What is the saddest tree?
What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?
What kind of gourd grows on trees?
What kind of stories do giant sequoia trees tell?
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
What looks like half a tree?
What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?
What types of books do pines read?
What was General Washington's favorite tree?
What was the tree’s favorite school subject?

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