Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tree jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tree are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tree! LoL!
Did you hear the joke about tree?Answer: It’ll leaf you laughing!
How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?Answer: By its bark!
How did the tree get lost?Answer: It took the wrong root.
How do bees travel to trees?Answer: They take the buzz.
How do trees contact one another?Answer: By teleafone
How do trees get on the Internet?Answer: They log in!
How do you catch a monkey?Answer: Climb a tree and act like a banana.
How do you catch a squirrel?Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you make a one armed man fall out of a tree?Answer: Wave
How many trees can you plant in an empty forest?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What did one leaf say to another?Answer: I’m falling for you.
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What did the beaver say to the tree?Answer: Been nice gnawing you.
What did the little tree say to the bully tree?Answer: Leaf me alone.
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