Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tree jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tree are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tree! LoL!
Did you hear the joke about tree?Answer: It’ll leaf you laughing!
How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?Answer: By its bark!
How did the tree get lost?Answer: It took the wrong root.
How do bees travel to trees?Answer: They take the buzz.
How do trees contact one another?Answer: By teleafone
How do trees get on the Internet?Answer: They log in!
How do you catch a monkey?Answer: Climb a tree and act like a banana.
How do you catch a squirrel?Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you make a one armed man fall out of a tree?Answer: Wave
How many trees can you plant in an empty forest?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What did one leaf say to another?Answer: I’m falling for you.
What did one leaf say to the other?Answer: See you next fall!
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What did the beaver say to the tree?Answer: Been nice gnawing you.
What did the little tree say to the bully tree?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What did the tree say to autumn?Answer: Leave me alone.
What did the tree say to spring?Answer: What a re-leaf.
What did the tree say to the woodpecker?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What did the tree wear at the beach?Answer: Swimming trunks!
What do trees like to study in school?Answer: Chemistree
What do trees say when they get cut down?Answer: I’m stumped.
What do you call a dead pine tree?Answer: A nevergreen.
What do you call a really big tree?Answer: Treemendous
What do you call a tree with lots of friends?Answer: Poplar
What do you call nice trees without any teeth?Answer: Sweetgums
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas treeAnswer: Pineapple pie
What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?Answer: Bee stings on his bottom!
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and a IPad?Answer: A pineapple.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree?Answer: Lemon aid.
What does Obi-Wan Kenobi say after he plants a tree?Answer: May the forest be with you.
What does Princess Leia say after she plants trees?Answer: May the Forest be with you.
What gets a year older whenever it rings?
What happens to maple trees on Valentine’s Day?Answer: They get sappy.
What happens to the most lovely trees every Valentine’s Day?Answer: They get all sappy.
What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?Answer: The tree rex.
What is a tree’s favorite drink?Answer: Root beer.
What is a tree’s favorite fruit?Answer: Pine-apple.
What is a tree’s favorite school subject?Answer: Geometree
What is the saddest tree?Answer: The weeping willow.
What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?Answer: A monkey!
What kind of gourd grows on trees?Answer: Plumkins
What kind of stories do giant sequoia trees tell?Answer: Tall tales.
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?Answer: A palm tree!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?Answer: A palm tree!
What looks like half a tree?Answer: The other half.
What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?Answer: Poultree
What types of books do pines read?Answer: Poetree books.
What was General Washington's favorite tree?Answer: The infantry!
What was the tree’s favorite school subject?Answer: Treegonometree
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