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A Dinosaur that writes books?Answer: A Brontesaurus.
How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?Answer: Tea, Rex?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?Answer: What a lavaly day!
What did the dinosaur use to build his house?Answer: A dino-saw
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?Answer: Stegosaur-rust!
What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?Answer: The Dinosorcerer
What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?Answer: Bronco-saurus!
What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?Answer: They're both extinct.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?Answer: Baby dinosaurs
What do you call a blind dinosaur?Answer: A Doyouthinkhesawus.
What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek?Answer: A Douthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?Answer: Try-Try-Try ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?Answer: A Flossiraptor
What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?Answer: Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a dinosaur when it’s asleep?Answer: A dino-snore.
What do you call a dinosaur which plays fortnite?Answer: A flossiraptor
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?Answer: Doyouthinkysaraus
What do you call a Diplodocus that won't stop talking?Answer: A dino-bore!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?Answer: A dino-snore!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?Answer: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?Answer: Jurassic pork!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus Rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?Answer: Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?Answer: A dog a sore!
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?Answer: Jurassic Pork!
What do you get if you cross a wizard with a dinosaur?Answer: Tyrannosaurus hex!
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?Answer: A dino-score
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get when you cross a bomb and a dinosaur?Answer: Dino-mite!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?Answer: Dino-mite!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?Answer: Anything she wants!
What does a Triceratops sit on?Answer: Its Tricera-bottom!
What is a dinosaur known for having great teeth?Answer: The Flossoraptor!
What is a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer?Answer: Comet!
What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?Answer: The tree rex.
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?Answer: A stega-snore-us.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?Answer: Two dinosaurs!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?Answer: Find somewhere an else to sleep!
What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?Answer: Get out of the way!
What was the most flexible dinosaur?Answer: Tyrannosaurus Flex!
What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?Answer: The PRONTOsaurus!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
Which dinosaur likes spicy food?Answer: The Chile-saurus
Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?Answer: A Tricera-cops
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?Answer: Any kind! A house can't jump!
Who gave the dinosaurs a dollar whenever they lost a tooth?Answer: The Tooth Fairydactyl
Why are dinosaurs extinct?Answer: Because their eggs stink.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?Answer: Because they can ’t afford new ones!
Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?Answer: He wanted to tie up the score!
Why did the dinosaur go to the disco?Answer: Because he was a Disco-saurus!
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