Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dinosaur jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dinosaur are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dinosaur! LoL!
Back to AnimalA Dinosaur that writes books?Answer: A Brontesaurus.
How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?Answer: Tea, Rex?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?Answer: What a lavaly day!
What did the dinosaur use to build his house?Answer: A dino-saw
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?Answer: Stegosaur-rust!
What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?Answer: The Dinosorcerer
What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?Answer: Bronco-saurus!
What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?Answer: They're both extinct.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?Answer: Baby dinosaurs
What do you call a blind dinosaur?Answer: A Doyouthinkhesawus.
What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek?Answer: A Douthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?Answer: Try-Try-Try ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?Answer: A Flossiraptor
What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?Answer: Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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