Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny balloon jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about balloon are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about balloon! LoL!Back to Miscellaneous
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?Answer: Oh wait, it just got away from me!
What did a balloon said to another balloon?Answer: Be careful with the cactussssssssssssss
What did one balloon say to the other during the quiz?Answer: Your gas is as good as mine!
What did the needle say to the balloon?Answer: I am the king of pop.
What do you call a crazy balloon?Answer: A balloonatic.
What do you call a Dad balloon that disappears?Answer: Pops!
What music are balloons scared of?Answer: Pop music
What was the last thing the balloon said to his father?Answer: Watch me, pop!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?Answer: Because she will Let it Go!
Why were there balloons in the bathroom?Answer: There was a birthday potty!
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