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Funny disney jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny disney jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about disney are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about disney! LoL!

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Showing all 15 disney jokes for kids

What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
What did Snow White call her chicken?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What does the town sing when the Beast and Belle break-up?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
What's a bee's favorite Disney movie?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

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Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?
Why was King Triton angry over Ariel's report card?

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