Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny toilet jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about toilet are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about toilet! LoL!Back to Building
What did one toilet say to the other?Answer: You look a bit flushed.
What do you call a bathroom Superhero?Answer: Flush Gordon
What do you call a dog in your toilet?Answer: A poodle.
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?Answer: Wait until he’s finished.
Who saves the world by hanging out in the toilet?Answer: Flush Gordon
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?Answer: Because it was his doody.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?Answer: To get to the bottom!
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?Answer: He was looking for pooh.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?Answer: He was looking for Pooh.
Why do people take naps on the toilet?Answer: Because it's a restroom!
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?Answer: He was trying to find "Pooh".
Why were there balloons in the bathroom?Answer: There was a birthday potty!
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