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Funny clothes jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny clothes jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about clothes are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about clothes! LoL!

What did the hat say to the scarf?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What monster wears the most clothes?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why are all Superman costumes tight?
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why does a polar bear have a fur coat?
Why was the belt arrested?

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