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Funny clock jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny clock jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about clock are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about clock! LoL!

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
What do you call a dog that can tell time?
What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
When does a clock strike thirteen?
Why did the girl sit on a clock?
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

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